Writings

RESET
The story of an unknown celebration that’s all too familiar.

I LOVE WINTER
A short article on the joys of Winter.

METROPOLITAN GAMES BID
A brief history of New York’s latest endeavor.

NO NEWS IS GOOD PUBLICITY
What if the United States banned election news, all election news, throughout the entire election process?

STOP DYING, EVERYBODY
The King of Mojambistan can’t get anything done because too many American celebrities are dying.

THE SMELL
This is a poem I wrote a while back. I have to admit that I can’t quite remember its meaning. I think I may have killed somebody. Enjoy!